Thursday, January 08, 2004

Liza Minnelli and David Gest were supposed to meet in court yesterday, but David did not show up. His lawyers claimed that he was unable to fly to New York from Hawaii because he is recovering from a beating doled out by Liza. To quote his lawyer, "Yesterday he had 20 injections in his head".

Hmm, let me think. David Gest. Close friend of Michael Jackson. His face looks strikingly like a rubber mask. Obviously he's had a bit too much plastic surgery. Yet, he had "20 injections in his head" to supposedly cure his injuries. Of course the injections were of some medical nature, certainly not botox. I believe that.

New York Times